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Punch the Monkey’s Enclosure Allegedly Invaded as Memecoin-Pumping Stunt
Two American men were arrested in Japan after one of the men entered the enclosure of Punch the monkey, according to a…
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Massive Crypto ATM Company Bitcoin Depot Is Shutting Down as the Whole Industry Collapses
Bitcoin Depot, once the largest network of crypto ATMs in North America, is calling it quits following mounting legal scrutiny and a…
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The Pope Is Hooking Up With a Co-Founder of Anthropic for Collab on AI
Blessed be the hallucinating chatbots, for they will inherit the Earth (after we destroy it). According to Bloomberg, Pope Leo XIV is…
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Steve Bannon Petitions Trump to Review New AI Models Before Their Release
Dozens of conservative leaders seem to be increasingly spooked by AI and are now calling on President Donald Trump to put stronger…
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Someone Shoved Cameras Into Sony Earbuds, and Now They’re Basically Smart Glasses
If you’re excited about the idea of Apple shoving cameras into AirPods, I’ve got good news: you now have an early preview…
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New Quantum Processing Technology Points to Life After the Transistor, Maybe
The transistor is the basic technology behind, well, everything in modern computing. In digital circuits, a transistor acts like a tiny voltage-controlled…
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Apple’s Privacy Standards May Be Eroding as New Siri Features Roll Out, Report Says
If anonymously sourced reports are any indication, the long-delayed release of the new Siri, Apple’s AI-powered assistant updated for the supposedly AI-centric…
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‘Smoke Weed and Earn Bitcoin’ With This Vape Pen in Our Increasingly Dystopian Nightmare
Gudtrip is a cannabis vape pen from blockchain hardware manufacturer Puffpaw that is touting its ability to allow consumers to earn bitcoin…
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Polymarket Spreads Sensationalist Garbage About Hantavirus Case in U.S.
Did you see a tweet from Polymarket that a suspected hantavirus case has been reported involving a high school student in New…
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Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt Fails to Read Room on AI, Gets Booed into Oblivion
Here’s a rare news event that hasn’t occurred in, gosh, a week: a university commencement speech was greeted with hostility because the…





